#01# //Start of Stage 1-1, after 5 seconds
Captain, it's me, Bink! I finally found 
your frequence, Sir. The initial strike
crippled all the usual communication 
channels. I actually had to hack into 
the alien network to reach you. 

Let's get started.

Use the ARROW KEYS to move, jump 
and crouch. 

To perform a mega-jump, hold down 
SPACE BAR and use ARROW KEYS to define 
the jumping direction. Wait for the power
to fill up and release SPACE BAR to jump.

One of my teleport devices has been saved 
from the destruction. You should try to 
find it, I can then take you to the 
alien headquarters.
#02# //Stage 1-1, 3 seconds after a hat is spotted 
It's an alien reconnaissance hat! 
Try to take it down by jumping at it
with full speed before it alerts
the rest of the fleet!
#03# //Stage1-1, 3 seconds after toilet is spotted
You found the teleporter! Good work, Sir! 
Get inside and I'll transport you 
to the alien headquarters.
#04# //Start of Stage 1-2, after 3 seconds
It appears there is some kind of 
strong protective shield around the HQ.
It must've interfered with the 
teleporter somehow, causing it to
drop you too soon. There should be 
another one nearby, perhaps you can
locate it..?
#05# //Stage 1-2, 3 seconds after a hat is spotted 
The radar shows several blips up ahead!

The reconnaissance hat must've
alarmed the fleet of your presence. 
I'm afraid it's not going to get any 
easier from now on...
#06# //Start of Stage 1-3, after 3 seconds
The protective field keeps messing
with the teleporter functionality!
I'm afraid there is no workaround
for this. If you locate the next one,
I'll continue taking you as far as
possible.
#07# // Start of Stage 1 Boss arena
Oh no! The teleporter must've taken
a wrong turn somewhere. The satellites 
are detecting a gigantic blip in 
your immediate vicinity. It must be
a some kind of a battleship.

If the conventional attacks don't
work, try to jump on top of it.

Be careful!
#08# //Start of Stage 2-1, after 3 seconds
Phew, you did it! I don't think the aliens 
are going hold you as a hostage if they
catch you now..!

Better find another teleporter...
#09# //Start of Stage 2 Boss Arena

Dang! The teleporter went off the 
intended course again!

It appears you are in for another battle 
with a gigantic headwear... Good luck..!
I have a feeling you'll need it!
#10# //Start of Stage 3-1
That was close but you still appear
to be in one piece! Good work!

Another teleport is nearby, we're 
gradually closing in on the alien
headquarters!
#11# //Start of Stage 3 Boss Arena, Bink wearing a hat
You fool! You never saw this coming,
did you? Yes, yes... I know I'm a SLIMY
bastard... But the aliens made me an offer 
I couldn't refuse.

I'm quite impressed! You survived
everything I was throwing at you!
I never thought you'd get this far. 

But it's too late! We are blowing 
up a huge canister containing a 
deadly cosmic virus, destroying 
all mankind!

...

Yes, I know the detonator is rather
rudimentary, but it's all I could
scrape together on such a short notice.
Even a  slightest impact on this 
Russian piece of engineering will 
result in an explosion, scattering 
the virus into the atmosphere...

But I'm afraid you won't be around to
see all that.

It is time to DIE, 
Captain Superhero Man!